Friday, July 07, 2006

Rhymes with 'gay'

So some retard who doesn't know how to spell made up a bunch of questions, and I spent 14 minutes answering them.

Life is Random...ask questions
Ocean or Lake?ocean
Pizza or Chinese?pizza
Mansion or Penthouse?penthouse
Have you been on a Jet Ski?yes
Are you afraid of clowns?suspicious is more like it.
How many brothers/sisters do you have?1
Favorite band/group?am/abelian
Baseball or football?base
Favorite brand of makeup?no
Waffles or pancakes?waffles
Do you have an IPod?no
Bike or scooter?bike
Ever go in a hot air balloon?never had to pee that bad
How will you celebrate turning 21?reincarnation is bullshit
What brand computer do you have?which one?
How many times have you been to DisneyWorld?28
Favorite city?none
Ice cream or frozen yogurt?ice cream
Do you think you are fat?yes
Ever throw up in a public place?yes
Do you have a pool?yes
Ever drive a car?yes
How many times a month do you go to the movies?some fraction
Last movie you saw?where's poppa
Who is your hero?feynman
How old are your parents?a double nickel
What deceased person would you like to meet?feynman
Do you chew ice?yes
Have you been to California?yes
Last book you read?how to be rich
Favorite teacher?feynman
Do you like to go fishing?yes
How many boyfirends/girlfriends have you had?0/4
How many of those do you regret?0
What is you average in school?better than someone who doesn't know the distinction between "you" and "your"
Favorite professional team?I hate teams
How many pairs of shoes do you own?13
Do you floss?I'm not that cool
Do you have braces?no
Do you bite your nails?sometimes
What is your last thought before falling asleep?sudokus suck
Do you fall in love easily?no
Ever have a crush and they never knew?no
Do you babysit?yes
Ever been shot at?only in my general direction
Do you work out/exercise?yes
Do you have 6 pack abs?fuck you
Do you consider yourself nice?fuck you
What movie character would you like to be?vincent freeman
Do you go to camp for the summer?I don't play quake anymore
Ever been bit by a snake?no
Have you been on a boat?yes
Name of friend you have known the longest?J.
Do you like jumping on a trampoline?no
Ever break a bone?most of them
Name of favorite Aunt/Uncle?don
What is your ultimate job?I don't think I've yet had my penultimate job.
Do you want to walk on the moon?of course
Can you name the seven dwarfs?yes
Favorite TV show?The Twilight Zone
Apples or oranges?terrible analogy
Favorite model of car?I'd rather have a real car
Favorite flower?is that a euphemism for a river, or a woman?
Favorite color?black
Besides family, ever have someone of the opp sex in your bedroom?yes
Ever climb out your bedroom window?yes
Do you live in an apartment or house?house
How many times in the last month have you had the hiccups?2
Ever laugh so hard milk came out your nose?no. you have to be stupid to not spit it out if you're going to laugh like that
How many cousins do you have?6
Do you believe in ghosts?obviously not
If you were a bird, what would you be?a bird
Ever get stitches?yes
If you could, would you want to know what your future was going to be?there's another absurd hypothetical
How many kids do you want to have?2
If you could change your name, what would it be?i already did, so this
Dogs or cats?neither
Who do you tell your problems to?me
Who can your tell your secrets to and know they wont tell?me
Do you believe in love at first sight?yes
Do you go to church?hahahah
Would you marry outside your religon?hahahah
Volleyball or tennis?tennis
How many people were at your last party?I think I'll have another party in the future
Ever ride in a limo?yes
Ever drink champagne?yes
Favorite dinner?sushi


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